Showing posts with label Things I've Learned. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things I've Learned. Show all posts
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Monday, February 4, 2008
Men That Act Like Woman
I don't like men that act like woman. Thats an ultimate turnoff. I don't like men that hang out in "cliques" and wear matching outfits, and brag about how "fly" they are. I could care less how well you dress. Our how exclusive your sneakers are lol. Or how your the "only" one with them. Everyone has Everything! If you think your the only one with something your stupid and you need to grow up. Most of these men out here can't even spell correctly. Act like men god damn it. Stop being anti "trendy" and you happen to be the most trendiest of all. You date girls "urban" white girls that wear door knockers and "sneaker chicks". Let me stop its becoming too obvious lol.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...
Stop, hatin' on a nigga
that is a weak emotion
The lady of a nigga
-Weezy
Sade
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop...
Stop, hatin' on a nigga
that is a weak emotion
The lady of a nigga
-Weezy
Sade
Friday, January 25, 2008
Hip Hop Aint That Bad...
The Professor’s Ten Commandments, Thanks to Notorious B.I.G.
By Phil Ford
We’re staring down the barrel of another academic year. Time for a refresher course in professional deportment — by which I mean “The Ten Crack Commandments,” by The Notorious B.I.G. All you professors starting out at new institutions (like me) will be getting orientation sessions to show you the academic ropes — procedures on academic misconduct, FERPA guidelines, sexual harassment policies, etc., but you can save some time and just listen to hiphop. “The Ten Crack Commandments” only looks like it’s about drug dealing. All hustles obey the same logic, so heed Biggie’s words.
Rule nombre uno: Never let no one know how much dough you hold/Cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy. Especially worth remembering at academic meetings. People want to know what you’ve been up to, but not if you’re doing better than they are. If you’re a hotshot junior professor with one monograph coming out from Harvard and another under contract at Cambridge, along with 9 major articles and 14 essay-reviews and a teacher-of-the-year award, be cool about it. And don’t go around bragging about how you’ve got the 10 best people locked down for your edited anthology of new scholarship on Aquitanian verse, because the 11th guy, the guy you didn’t ask, will be waiting out by the dumpsters with a chair leg. Don’t let it get drastic.
Number two: Never let ‘em know your next move/Don’t you know bad boys move in silence or violence. Or, as MF Doom says, never let your so-called mans know your plans. This applies especially to bloggers. Seriously, bloggers, always assume that everyone you know, and everyone you might want to know, will read your blog. It’s easy to get suckered into the illusion that you’re confiding your innermost thoughts with an anonymous Them you’ll never actually meet. Nope, and when you confide stuff about yourself that you wouldn’t announce from the lectern of a plenary session of the American Musicological Society, you could end up like Youngblood Priest from Superfly, who accidentally kills his best friend when he drops the name of his connection in a nightclub.
As Curtis Mayfield comments in the title song: “But a weakness was shown, ‘cause his hustle was wrong/His mind was his own, but the man lived alone.”
Or, to put it in less poetically, if you want your mind to be you own, or if you want to be master of your own destiny, you need to live alone, metaphorically speaking; don’t confide, or a weakness will be shown, and your hustle will be wrong. A hard school, I know, but then....
Number three: Never trust nobody/Your Moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up/Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck/she be layin’ in the bushes to light that ass up. Well, not your Mom, necessarily — Actually, I would amend this one to Black Thought’s line, trust your fam, or trust nobody at all. But then, you never know, do you? You never see it coming. Those of you who have been working in academe for a while, you know what I’m talking about. Those of you who are freshly minted Ph.D.’s polishing the nameplate on your new office door (you took a picture of it with your cell phone, didn’t you? admit it) are going to find out.
Number four: Know you heard this before, never get high on your own supply. Admittedly, a harder one to square with academic life. But think of it this way: when you are up in front of your students, you are not necessarily “being yourself.” You have a persona, or several personae, that you adopt as a way to frame the meaning of the material you’re teaching, and to impart a sense of your own relationship to that material. And this is also true of the larger academic community: Chant scholars don’t come across like hip-hop scholars. But don’t believe your own bullshit. Keep clear, if only in your own head, the distinction between who you are for professional purposes and who you are at home. Don’t let academic faction get in the way of friendship, fun, or human values generally. Be a hustler, but don’t hustle yourself. William S. Burroughs puts it another way. “Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside.”
For me, Biggie’s commandments five and seven are really two sides of the same coin: Never sell no crack where you rest at and keep your family and business completely separated. I like to keep professional and personal stuff separate. Sure, we all work at home sometimes, but when you’re off the clock, you’re off the clock. Don’t go ruining your daughter’s fourth birthday party by sneaking out to answer department e-mails. Don’t screw up a good dinner party by getting in a shouting match with the orthodox Schenkerian over the ontology of background structure. And you can be friendly with your students, sure, but don’t forget the sexual harassment lecture they gave you on orientation day.
Number six: That goddamn credit, dead it/You think a crackhead payin’ you back, shit, forget it. For “crackhead,” think “student with a late paper.” For “credit,” think “extension.”
Number eight: Never keep no weight on you/Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too. Let your TA do the grading. Actually, no, I kind of disagree. Don’t turn your TA’s into a firewall between the students and yourself. When something goes wrong in a class, it is always your problem. If you’re a leader, everything is your fault. You have to be cool with that. Still, when things get heavy — like, when you have a serious case of plagiarism — know when to call in the specialists. Don’t try to fix everything in-house. The Office of the Dean of Students carries more weight than you do, and they know how to use it.
Number nine shoulda been number one to me: If you ain’t gettin’ bags stay the fuck from police. Don’t snitch. Academic bloggers especially, don’t talk about the inner workings of your department, and don’t talk shit about your colleagues. This is why a lot of academic bloggers are anonymous, of course, but sooner or later you’ll make a mistake and drop an incriminating detail, and your cover will be blown. See number 2, above.
Number ten: A strong word called consignment/Strictly for live men, not for freshmen/If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no/Cause they gon’ want they money rain sleet hail snow. Protect your time; don’t bite off more than you can chew; learn to say No. The academic equivalent of the guys who want their money rain sleet hail snow is your tenure committee, and what they’ll demand, with the same inflexible rigor as a Columbian drug cartel, is a good publication record.
By Phil Ford
We’re staring down the barrel of another academic year. Time for a refresher course in professional deportment — by which I mean “The Ten Crack Commandments,” by The Notorious B.I.G. All you professors starting out at new institutions (like me) will be getting orientation sessions to show you the academic ropes — procedures on academic misconduct, FERPA guidelines, sexual harassment policies, etc., but you can save some time and just listen to hiphop. “The Ten Crack Commandments” only looks like it’s about drug dealing. All hustles obey the same logic, so heed Biggie’s words.
Rule nombre uno: Never let no one know how much dough you hold/Cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy. Especially worth remembering at academic meetings. People want to know what you’ve been up to, but not if you’re doing better than they are. If you’re a hotshot junior professor with one monograph coming out from Harvard and another under contract at Cambridge, along with 9 major articles and 14 essay-reviews and a teacher-of-the-year award, be cool about it. And don’t go around bragging about how you’ve got the 10 best people locked down for your edited anthology of new scholarship on Aquitanian verse, because the 11th guy, the guy you didn’t ask, will be waiting out by the dumpsters with a chair leg. Don’t let it get drastic.
Number two: Never let ‘em know your next move/Don’t you know bad boys move in silence or violence. Or, as MF Doom says, never let your so-called mans know your plans. This applies especially to bloggers. Seriously, bloggers, always assume that everyone you know, and everyone you might want to know, will read your blog. It’s easy to get suckered into the illusion that you’re confiding your innermost thoughts with an anonymous Them you’ll never actually meet. Nope, and when you confide stuff about yourself that you wouldn’t announce from the lectern of a plenary session of the American Musicological Society, you could end up like Youngblood Priest from Superfly, who accidentally kills his best friend when he drops the name of his connection in a nightclub.
As Curtis Mayfield comments in the title song: “But a weakness was shown, ‘cause his hustle was wrong/His mind was his own, but the man lived alone.”
Or, to put it in less poetically, if you want your mind to be you own, or if you want to be master of your own destiny, you need to live alone, metaphorically speaking; don’t confide, or a weakness will be shown, and your hustle will be wrong. A hard school, I know, but then....
Number three: Never trust nobody/Your Moms’ll set that ass up, properly gassed up/Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck/she be layin’ in the bushes to light that ass up. Well, not your Mom, necessarily — Actually, I would amend this one to Black Thought’s line, trust your fam, or trust nobody at all. But then, you never know, do you? You never see it coming. Those of you who have been working in academe for a while, you know what I’m talking about. Those of you who are freshly minted Ph.D.’s polishing the nameplate on your new office door (you took a picture of it with your cell phone, didn’t you? admit it) are going to find out.
Number four: Know you heard this before, never get high on your own supply. Admittedly, a harder one to square with academic life. But think of it this way: when you are up in front of your students, you are not necessarily “being yourself.” You have a persona, or several personae, that you adopt as a way to frame the meaning of the material you’re teaching, and to impart a sense of your own relationship to that material. And this is also true of the larger academic community: Chant scholars don’t come across like hip-hop scholars. But don’t believe your own bullshit. Keep clear, if only in your own head, the distinction between who you are for professional purposes and who you are at home. Don’t let academic faction get in the way of friendship, fun, or human values generally. Be a hustler, but don’t hustle yourself. William S. Burroughs puts it another way. “Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside.”
For me, Biggie’s commandments five and seven are really two sides of the same coin: Never sell no crack where you rest at and keep your family and business completely separated. I like to keep professional and personal stuff separate. Sure, we all work at home sometimes, but when you’re off the clock, you’re off the clock. Don’t go ruining your daughter’s fourth birthday party by sneaking out to answer department e-mails. Don’t screw up a good dinner party by getting in a shouting match with the orthodox Schenkerian over the ontology of background structure. And you can be friendly with your students, sure, but don’t forget the sexual harassment lecture they gave you on orientation day.
Number six: That goddamn credit, dead it/You think a crackhead payin’ you back, shit, forget it. For “crackhead,” think “student with a late paper.” For “credit,” think “extension.”
Number eight: Never keep no weight on you/Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too. Let your TA do the grading. Actually, no, I kind of disagree. Don’t turn your TA’s into a firewall between the students and yourself. When something goes wrong in a class, it is always your problem. If you’re a leader, everything is your fault. You have to be cool with that. Still, when things get heavy — like, when you have a serious case of plagiarism — know when to call in the specialists. Don’t try to fix everything in-house. The Office of the Dean of Students carries more weight than you do, and they know how to use it.
Number nine shoulda been number one to me: If you ain’t gettin’ bags stay the fuck from police. Don’t snitch. Academic bloggers especially, don’t talk about the inner workings of your department, and don’t talk shit about your colleagues. This is why a lot of academic bloggers are anonymous, of course, but sooner or later you’ll make a mistake and drop an incriminating detail, and your cover will be blown. See number 2, above.
Number ten: A strong word called consignment/Strictly for live men, not for freshmen/If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no/Cause they gon’ want they money rain sleet hail snow. Protect your time; don’t bite off more than you can chew; learn to say No. The academic equivalent of the guys who want their money rain sleet hail snow is your tenure committee, and what they’ll demand, with the same inflexible rigor as a Columbian drug cartel, is a good publication record.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Out With The Old....
With 07 being officially over I thinks its time to go over what I learned
1. Saying "NO!" becomes much easier with practice.
2. A beautiful bod is a terrible thing to waste. ( and a pain in the ass to get back)
3.If a man thinks he's prettier than you, takes longer than you to get dressed, or needs to be complimented more than you do....LEAVE HIM ALONE.
4. Dating rappers is soooo 1990.
5. Thank God For Sickamore.
And last but definitely not least
6. Hard work eventually pays off, with patience.
Have a very Happy New Year!
1. Saying "NO!" becomes much easier with practice.
2. A beautiful bod is a terrible thing to waste. ( and a pain in the ass to get back)
3.If a man thinks he's prettier than you, takes longer than you to get dressed, or needs to be complimented more than you do....LEAVE HIM ALONE.
4. Dating rappers is soooo 1990.
5. Thank God For Sickamore.
And last but definitely not least
6. Hard work eventually pays off, with patience.
Have a very Happy New Year!
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