The Drought Is Over!

The stagehands sat down for a press conference yesterday and they came to terms. JPT is back in business!!!

" A Bitch Better Not Have These, You Swear"

Ok I promise, No more Jay-z quotes...

Tyra Needs Help

" Like Louboutins With The Red Bottom"

"The french manicure is old news. For all the fashionitas out there, those who love shoes like I do, the new hottest manicure is the Christian Louboutin manicure. You know how Christian Louboutin makes those gorgeous shoes with the red sole? Well, the Christian Louboutin manicure paints the underside of your nail red. Try it with a dark top color on top in homage to Louboutin’s black pumps with red sole. "



Since I cant afford the shoe's, I might as well settle for this...

Superman That Ho...

I got this off Urbandictionary.com...I had no idea

1. superman that ho-

when you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape

"yo did you superman that ho that night?"
"hell yeah"
"you are never getting laid ever again"

2. superman that ho-

Say you're in an argument with the lady, and she's gone to bed with out giving it up.

Well!

You're in a pickle my friend. What to do?

Superman that ho.

Crank one out on her back and stick the bedsheet to her; when she wakes up she has a cape

I'mma superman that ho.



SMH

Style Icon Of The Week...Michelle...I Mean Ashley Olsen

This girl has done alot of growing up since the "Full House" days. Despite the eating disorders, and the rumors of cocaine use she gets an A in my book. She's got one of the sickest bag collections, and she's the first celebrity I spotted in Ksubi jeans (I heard she was dating the designer).Most importantly, " She's a self made billionaire, fuck the public".

Good Morning

JPT On Strike

My dad's been talkin about this strike and I've been brushing it off. I didnt take it seriously until I watched the news today. I'm all for standing up for your rights but when I went to drop off a sweater for him , he was eating a steak across the street at Gallaghers. ?! Now he on his way to the catskills. Someone isnt taking this seriously.

Fanstasy League

So I'm doing this whole fantasty basketball thing where you basically get to manage your own team and I have no idea what I'm doing. Pls help I CANT LOSE ! I'm in 9th place...

Na, Na Na Na, Na...

I used to want to dress just like her...



then I grew up

Here's What I Think Of Justin Timberlake....

bet you thought we forgot huh?

Style Icon Of The Week...Ms. Zoe Kravitz

So this is my first, of many " Style Icon Of The Week" post in which I enlighten on who I think is fly at the moment. This week I bring you Zoe. For someone who's only 18 years old I have to tell you her " I dont give a fuck " style is refreshing. This girl is feirce...please peep a piece.






And she's downing a forty...I mean c'mon!

This Is Why Black People Will Never Progress

All this

"rapper Jim Jones showed up with rapper Juelz Santana and an entourage of a dozen beefy buddies. We watched as Jones took it personally. “You don’t disrespect me, n-!” he yelled as he knocked down the security barricade. Santana and the entourage then bowled over the three bouncers at the door. Twelve more guys followed and a brawl ensued as they tried to pry open the door of the popular nightspot."


Just to get into this man's party...




Am I the only person who thinks he's a cornball?

Dog The Bounty Hunter...

I dunno whats worse...the fact that his son ratted him out...or thats hes about 60 rockin a mulet... Think about it

Hovi Baby

Now allow me to set this straight before anyone misinterprets anything I say...Jay-z is the best rapper alive. Hands down, I have to say however he is no longer my favorite rapper. I just cant relate to him anymore and thats no neccessarly a bad thing. He's just done a lot of growing up. As I listen to American Gangster, I feel as if I'm listening to my grandfather talk about how "dope" things were back in the day. But then again maybe I'm hating...

American Gangster- "My Man"

I wasn't as amped about this movie as everyone else was. I admit I was completely wrong. Best movie I've seen in the 07...by far. Saw it twice this weekend!